Club
It's so warm.
Hey, Shi-sensei.
Yes?
Do you need something?
Kyoro-sensei seems to be thinking about you.
What is it?
It's nothing.
Liar.
You've been staring at Shi all the time.
I wasn't...
What's wrong with you?
Could it be...
Were you having naughty thoughts?
Were you?
I said it's nothing.
I don't mind if you look at me,
but this is making me anxious, as well.
Oh, well...
I was just thinking that your hair's unusually frayed.
What?
Oh, Shinomiya-kun. You noticed, too?
It's been bothering me, too.
Can I brush your hair?
I-I don't mind.
kurasunai hierarukii
クラス内ヒエラルキー
The hierarchy in class.
sou dare ga kimeta wake de mo naku
そう 誰が決めたわけでもなく
It's not like anybody decided it,
itsunomanika tsukuriagerareru
いつの間にか 作り上げられる
it was set up before we realised.
ichigun, nigun, sangun
1軍・2軍・3軍
Upper, middle and lower tiers.
subete ni oite chuu no ge kara chuu no jou
全てにおいて中の下から中の上
Overall, we're from the lower-middle to upper-middle,
mousou shakai de mainichi waakyaa
妄想社会で毎日わーきゃー
living each day in this delusional social structure.
ichigun ni naritai wake de mo nai sonna watashitachi wa
1軍になりたいわけでもない そんな私達は
We've decided that we really don't want to become top-tier,
nigun no fantajisutaa de aru
2軍のファンタジスタアである
we're middle-tier fantasizers.
tokugi mousou shumi mousou
特技・妄想 趣味・妄想
Fantasies are my special skill and hobby.
kyou no "koibito" girishajin
今日の「恋人」ギリシャ人
I'll have a Greek lover today.
kore de nijuusansatsume mousou koukan nikki ni
これで 二十三冊目 妄想交換日記に
Now I'll have to take our twenty-third fantasy exchange diary
ohenji o kakanakucha
お返事を書かなくちゃ☆
and write a reply.
riaru wa mou akirameteru
リアルはもう あきらめてる
I've given up on reality,
mirakuru shinjite wa iru kedo
ミラクル 信じてはいるけど
but I still hold out for miracles.
itakute joutou !
痛くて 上等!
I don't care if it hurts!
nigun no yuutopia
2軍の ユートピア
It's a middle-tier utopia!
hanashiawase warau toka
話合わせ 笑うとか
Laughing as we chat together,
issho ni toire ikunda toka
一緒に トイレ行くんだとか
or going to the bathroom together;
nandakanda de jamakusa so
なんだかんだで 邪魔くさそ
All such things bother me,
watashi nya muri da
私にゃ 無理だ
I can't handle them.
ima taihen na no watashi no koto megutte
今 大変なの 私のこと めぐって
I'm having a hard time now:
senpai to onzoushi to myuujishan ga oogenka !
先輩と 御曹司と ミュージシャンが大げんか!
My senpai, a son of a wealthy family and a musician are having a big fight over me!
tomodachi to manga saigen
友達と マンガ再現
Re-enacting manga scenes with friends:
ano serifu chou ii yo ne !
あのセリフ 超いいよねっ!
That is such a cool line!
kurasu ni iru danshi to wa reberu chigau yo ne !
クラスにいる男子とわ レベル違うよねっ!
He is on a different level than the boys in our class,
kaminoke sarasara dashi !
髪の毛 さらさらだしっ!
and he has silky hair too!
dare ni mo zettai himitsu na no
誰にも絶対 秘密なの
It's a secret no one should know about,
watashi no mousou nikkichou
私の 妄想日記帳
my diary of delusions.
ashita wa donna koi shiyou ?
あしたは どんな恋しよう?
What kind of love should I have tomorrow?
Episode 5 「Double Fantasy」
I've always wanted to touch your hair.
But Shion-san, you never let down your guard.
I'm so happy.
It must be because I had PE today.
I'm not very good at mat exercises.
But if you just wanted to touch it, you could have asked any time.
If my hair were more like Mao's,
I'm sure it would be more fluffy and fun.
I don't imagine straight hair is very fun.
I'm sorry.
It's a pain.
It needs to be brushed every hour.
Would you like to trade sometime?
How?
Would you like to do it?
Huh?
What?!
Shinomiya-kun's very good at brushing hair.
Right, Onee-chan?
Y-Yeah. I guess so.
I-In that case, if you wouldn't mind...
Would that be all right, Kyoro-kun?
O-Okay.
The tea is ready.
Shinomiya-kun, you did such a good job.
Yes, he did.
Megumi-kun, why don't you have him brush your hair sometime?
What a good idea.
My hair is quite long when I let it down.
What? Hey, wait...
Okay...
Hey, Kyoro.
What is it?
Lots of men call themselves "ore", don't they?
TL Note: Ore is a masculine word for "I".
Most of them do.
I don't know if most of them do.
I guess many do, though.
Hey, Kyoro.
What is it?
Why do you call yourself "boku" instead of "ore"?
TL Note: Boku is a more polite, less masculine word for "I" than ore.
I don't know what to tell you.
There's no reason?
No, not really.
In that case, call yourself "ore" from now on.
What?!
Why would I do that?
You just said there's no reason.
It shouldn't matter if you call yourself "ore".
That's ridiculous.
That means there's no reason for me to call myself "ore", either.
There is.
It would be interesting.
That's not a reason, right?
What?
Um... I don't think this suits me.
Are you playing with me like some kind of toy?
Don't talk politely, either.
Phrase your sentences more directly.
I'm Kyoya.
Is that what you want?
Good. Good, Shinomiya-kun.
You sound so wild.
R-Really?
I can't get used to this.
It feels totally weird.
This is making me sweat.
It's definitely interesting.
Your "Ore-man" is so cool.
Huh? What's Ore-man?
Ore
Ore-Ore
Squad
Ore-
man
Ore-man!
Kyoro-kun, could you try changing the way you refer to us, too?
What do you mean?
Yes, yes, yes!
For example, instead of Megumi-chan, I would be Megumi.
And I... instead of Shion-san, I would be Shion.
What?
If you won't do that, refer to yourself as "atashi" instead.
TL Note: Atashi is a feminine word for "I".
I will do it.
I'll do it.
Fine, I'll do it.
Uh, um...
Hey, Mao.
How's this?
What is this?
I feel an itch.
Hey, Shion.
Don't look at me so expectantly.
I-I'm not...
Liar!
Look at how far you're leaning forward.
Hey, Megumi, tea!
How bossy.
That leaves Kirara.
That's not any different from what I usually call her.
Kitty.
I used to be called Kitty.
Kitty is a cute English word for a cat.
What?
Okay, then... Kitty.
Super Kyoro's amazing.
You should give us names like Kitty, too.
I don't think I could do that...
Do it, do it.
If you don't, you have to call yourself Kyoty.
Just do it!
President, that's one big stocking.
It needs to be at least this big.
Santa-san might not know what to do with a smaller stocking.
Christmas is coming up.
President, it's great that you've got an imagination.
"Imagination"? What are you talking about?
Well, Santa-san...
I was in kindergarten when I realised he wasn't real-
Ahem.
What?
Ahem, ahem, ahem.
Ah, the Santa-san who comes to visit you is a fake, is he?
What?
I suppose it can't be helped.
There's only one Santa-san.
I'm sure the real one is busy on Christmas.
No, there isn't a real one.
Santa-san doesn't...
Ow!
What's gotten into you two?
No, Shinomiya-kun.
Don't.
Mao really believes he actually exists.
What?
Don't tell her he isn't real.
Please don't destroy Mao's dream.
Huh?
What?
She fell asleep.
My sister was up late last night knitting her stocking.
She refused to let me help her.
It would be a shame to wake her.
Let's take her to bed.
Bed?
Oh, the sofa.
We can have Kirara do it.
No, Kyoro-kun.
Taking a lady to bed is a man's job.
What? You want me to do it?
Ore-man, hurry.
No more of that, please.
There we go.
I'm carrying her like a newlywed...
Shion-san.
It's so warm.
It is cold today.
I had no idea such a wonderful thing existed.
I feel as though I have been missing out on life.
Shion-san, you've changed.
What do you mean?
How have I changed?
You used to be, well...
I used to think you were more serious.
Cool, capable of anything, with no weaknesses.
You couldn't imagine me relaxing in a kotatsu like this?
That's right.
But couldn't you say your perception of me has changed instead?
You might be right.
I am human, after all.
Now that you know, I cannot go back.
Shion-san, do you not have a kotatsu at home?
No. It is difficult to resist the temptation of this warmth.
You really have changed.
By the way...
The weaknesses you just mentioned...
Is that what you meant?
Yes, probably.
W-What exactly did you mean?
It's all right.
I'll take care of everything.
This and that.
Do you really think there are that many?
Oh, I was just counting how many days are left in the third semester.
Really?
Yes, really.
Shion-san?
You're cute, aren't you?
You're acting like your usual self.
By the way, did you just think I was cute?
Could you answer honestly?
No, I didn't think that.
Not at all.
You really are honest.
But as your senior, I'm a little disappointed.
If I were Mao, I'm sure I would have called you cheeky.
Speak of the devil.
It's so cold!
I feel alive again.
Shi, move your legs!
I'm sorry.
My legs are so long.
What's your problem?
Are you calling my legs short?
No, I think they are right for your height.
Oh, Kirara.
Megu.
Do you want to join us?
This is a problem.
This is a serious problem.
Oh, I don't mind sitting out.
No, it's fine.
I'll sit out.
It's okay.
Shut up, you goody two shoes.
Quit trying to be so nice to each other. It's annoying.
But...
I'll make a decision now.
I'll decide.
I make the rules.
That's it!
How did this happen?
Who cares?
I'm not that heavy, right?
You're light, but...
We'll sit like this from now on when the five of us are together.
It's decided.
Club
What's wrong, you self-styled pacifist?
What?
Why are you acting so suspiciously?
Huh?
Am I?
Huh?
What?
I-I wasn't acting suspiciously.
No, you were impressively suspicious.
You were living up to your title.
"Kyoro" is a title, is it?
Pop quiz, everyone.
Why was Kyoro acting suspiciously?
If you're right, you'll receive a year's worth of Ore-man.
Perhaps there is something on your mind.
Did you just remember a picture frame in your home is tilted five degrees?
Not enough protein?
Shinomiya-kun, are you out of tea?
Apparently, you're all wrong.
None of that is bothering Kyoro-sama.
In that case, is a vase in your house three centimetres out of position?
Kyoro, do you want meat?
Okay, okay.
I'll go make you some tea.
I'll bring you some cake, too.
Today's cake is special.
He reacted!
Kyoro-sama has reacted!
Well, um... Today is a special day.
I had a feeling the cake would be special.
Kyoro, do you want cake?
Here you are.
What?
It's not chocolate?
Plain cake is delicious, too.
By the way, it's filled with cheesecake instead of cream.
That's not the problem.
I thought enjoying special events was our club's tradition.
Huh?
Let's do a club activity!
What day do you think it is today?
What day is it?
What?
Is it going to be the same again this year?
Am I only going to get some from my mother and sister?
Hey, what day is it?
In ancient Rome, they celebrated the goddess Juno on this day.
What's the date, anyway?
Smells like February 14th.
"Smells like"? What do you mean, smells like?
February 14th is Valentine's Day.
It's a day girls give chocolate to people they like and confess their feelings to them.
Oh, that.
Well, that's got nothing to do with us.
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Are you going to cry?
You're going to cry?
Sorry, sorry.
I didn't think it was so bad you'd actually cry.
I'm sorry.
We agreed not to give you chocolate.
Agreed?
Oh, man. He cried.
He really cried.
Are you going to cry?
Is this really something to cry over?
My brothers cry every year, too.
You can give someone chocolate without confessing your feelings.
I told you, that's our agreement.
What agreement are you talking about?
Forget it.
There's no chocolate, is there?
It's not that there isn't any.
Hey, Megu.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Thank you for waiting, Shinomiya-sama.
Huh?
Mori-san?
I-Is this...
This is what you wanted, yes?
What do you think you're doing, making our maid twirl?
I didn't ask her to do it today.
She did it herself.
Why are you giving me chocolate, anyway?
Because you always look after the girls.
It's just a formality.
Thank you very much, Mori-san.
I'll be sure to give you something back on White Day.
What's it going to be?
Marshmallows?
Candies?
I don't have any candy for people who didn't give me chocolate.
I'll take the marshmallows.
I won't be giving you marshmallows, candies, or even cookies.
What's wrong with you?
You're discriminating!
I'm not discriminating.
I'm only doing what makes sense.
Hey, wait!
That's not candy!
La la sora e to la la tobasu yo
La La 空へと La La 飛ばすよ
Lala I'll fly you Lala to the sky.
watashi dake no purely sky
私だけのpurely sky
A pure sky just for me!
ikioimakase de
勢いまかせで
It's as if I rushed out
tobidashita mitai
飛び出したみたい
with full force.
chotto aseru keredo
ちょっと焦るけれど
Although I'm a little impatient like that,
kore ga watashi na no
これが私なの
this is how I am!
tanoshii koto ga dekinai nante
楽しい事が できないなんて
Not being able to do fun things,
sonna no tsumaranai desho?
そんなのつまらないでしょ?
isn't that kind of thing boring?
"watashirashiku ne"
“私らしくね”
"It's just like me"
seorii datte iranai kara
セオリーだって いらないから
I don't need any theories.
kirari kagayaku doko made mo yuku
キラリ輝くどこまでもゆく
I'll go as far as I want, sparkling and shining.
watashi dake no sora
私だけの空
A sky just for me!
docchi tsukazu no aimai yurui tenki nara
どっちつかずの曖昧ユルイ天気なら
If the weather's lukewarm and cloudy,
ashita wa hare ni shimasho
明日は晴れにしましょ
let's make tomorrow sunny!
"Let's go!"
La la sora e to la la tobasu yo
La La 空へと La La 飛ばすよ
Lala I'll fly you Lala to the sky.
watashi dake no purely sky
私だけのpurely sky
A pure sky just for me!
La la itsuka wa la la deau yo
La La いつかは La La 出会うよ
Lala some day Lala we'll meet
dare ni mo zettai! makenai watashi no sora
誰にも絶対! 負けない私の空
My sky which won't lose to anyone!
It's really cold.
I wonder if it's going to snow.
This place has seen a lot of use.
How many years ago was it built?
They say people with guilty consciences talk a lot.
What?
Don't tell me you're a peeping Tom.
Of course I'm not.
Did you steal toilet paper, then?
I didn't do that.
If I look at the newspaper later, maybe I'll see your name...
You won't.
You should hurry up and confess.
Club
The next episode of GJ Club is...
Hey, who are you?
There's a huge commotion going on outside the GJ Club room.
Who are you, anyway?
And I can't believe what my brother did for me, his younger sister...
Episode 6 「Four Little Sisters!?」
Who are you?
I'm Kasumi, the protagonist.
I'm the protagonist!